1. You have more friends on your friends list than in real life
2. You like your gamertag more than your real name
3. More people call you by your gamertag than your real name
4. Your ranking is more important than your age
5. You wish your gamertag was your real name
6. Youve awoke from a dream wondering who has the bomb
7. Your kill to death ratio is higher than your g.p.a
8. You have bad dreams with the sound of a grenade bouncing off walls....
9. You feel empty when you have to turn your xbox off.
10. Ogres are not just a mythical creature, they are real, and your scared
11. You join forums about playing games that have topics about playing games too much
12. You take a shit and say bomb armed, bomb planted when your done.
13. You spend hours staring at your co-workers/school mates trying to figure out exactly at what angle you would have to throw a grenade if you wanted to stick them.
14. When you look at your friends you freak out realising that they can't be friends, they don't have logos floating above theirs heads and you attempt to 'melee' them.
15. On waking your first thought is 'Are we Red or Blue'
16. Whenever you hear car alarms going off you dive for cover thinking that your 'shields are low'.
17. You refer to your house as 'The base'
18. You call all your friends by their gamer tags more than their real names and vice versa.
19. When you look at people you don't like you automatically see a red crosshair.
20. After making a 'Needler' out of a banana you have painted purple and stuck knitting needles into you chase the neibours cat around screaming "Die you filthy grunt, die".
21. You are walking though the office on an errand when you look down in shock and wonder where you SMG start weapon is
22. You console a friend at a funeral saying "Don't worry, he'll respawn soon."
23. You go psycho and shoot two people down, expecting to hear the words "DOUBLE KILL!" ring out above you.
24. When you screw up and miss a goal in sports you curse and blame the 'damn lag'.
25. You put on your resume that you are 'Level 30 in Team Slayer'.
26. Realizing your better at Halo then anything else
27. When playing any other xbox game (or talking to anyone while holding a controller) you smack the white button first
28. Judging people you meet soley on how good they are at Halo
29. When your notes for class slowly turn into drawings of all of the maps.
30. You toss pudding packs in the cafeteria and call them plasma nades.
31. You have convinced your physics teacher that playing halo in class is a great way to show off some classic physics errors.
32. You developed your own language for all of the things in the game so the other team couldn't understand what your team was talking about (before we realized you could just mute them). Example: Harry Potter is coming from your momma = bomb coming to your left
33. People you have never met greet you by your gamertag but have to learn your real name.
34. Halo caused a drop in your GPA
35. You took your tv and an xbox on your baseball trip and convinced the team to buy a power converter so you could play in the car.
36. When you... nevermind, the game started
37. You have more notes about halo strategies than about any of your classes.
38. You spend all weekend on your xbox only stopping to take bathroom and snack breaks.
39. When, in the middle of a basketball game, you yell "GAINED THE LEAD" after getting a 1 point lead.
40. Whenever you kneel you dont think anyone can see you
41. You dream that your BR was better
42. When you throw a baseball at someone and are suprised it doesnt "stick to them"
43. Whenever you see a clock you immediatly think it means time remaining.
44. You see a nice jeep and you say to your friends "damn thats a nice warthog"
45. You are playing football you get the ball and start running for the endzone and yell " guys cover me im going to arm the bomb"
46. You still hold a grudge against your roomate/friend for losing that team slayer game for you that was weeks/months ago
47. When you get a cut on your right thumb and the first thing you say is "Shit thats gonna screw up my BR"
48. When you start to calibrate with your thumb in everything you do (whether writing with your pen in class, just swivel it in a few cirlces every 10 seconds, or your silverware right before you pick up something to eat)
49. You start calling your friends and family n00bs
50. When you go to a resturant and ask for extra 1337 sauce on your sandwich
51. When you'd rather look at pictures of Hotshy instead of Anna Kournikova
52. When every math question seems to equal 1337
53. When someone tells you there's a flood in your basement and you grab a shotgun
54. You go to the library with a 9mm
55. You look at tall buildings and ask a friend if you think you could sword cancel on top of it
56. When your boss says "your job or the halo tournement" - and you chose the tournement.
57. Rank you skills in real life in realation to MM levels such as "I'm only a level 18 in science but I'm a 38 in math".
58. When someone falls over, you run over to squat on them repeatedly.
59. You listen to song on the radio and start seeing you no scoping a dude across the map and thinking: "This is damn good montage music!"
